Oasis fan Sugar Spun Sister´s dream...

A night of Oasisteria
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Venue : A tiny club
Audience : Me + a few cool people who i wouldn't mind having around
Stage : Something from the all around the world video
Oasis : Looking cool as fuck (Liam minus beard plus they all have good haircuts)
and they have to be the OLD oasis (guigs + alan + bonehead)
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What happens
(Might offend fans of the Stereofuckwits- OOPS- I mean Stereophonics)
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- Oasis come on -
Liam: Oi! We're the best band in the world.
- No one pays attention -
Listen Up - To make everyone listen up
- Everyone picks up their ears -
Live Forever - My favourite Oasis song ever, ever, ever
- John Lennon shows up with an electric -
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Just to hear that drawwwwwl
Some Might Say - They don't believe in heaven.....
- Liam shakes tambourine and jumps about
He accidentally bumps into Lennon while he is playing
(causing the music to fuck up) and doesn't apologize (in true Liam style)
Lennon leaves in a huff and a puff of smoke -
Slide Away - Lovely, lovely love song
- Liam wanders off and Noel picks up an acoustic -
Half The World Away - Hey wait, THIS is my favourite Oasis song
ever, ever, ever
It´s Better People - No, it´s THIS one
Sad Song - Arrrgh, it´s THIS one
- Liam comes back -
Sally Cinnamon - What Noel played after Acquiesce on the there and then vid.
I'd love to hear the full song
Oasis' playing of a Roses track causes John Squire to materialize -
Champagne Supernova - Lots of twiddly guitar stuff
- John disappears and Bernard Butler appears
Liam + Noel decide they like Suede after all and launch into a full
on glam rock version of... -
The Masterplan - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, lets see how that would sound
- Yet another guest guitarist goes off in a puff of smoke -
Underneath The Sky- Love, love, love this one
- The sky (or ceiling) starts changing colours -
The Girl In The Dirty Shirt - Best Bhn track!!!
- Shirley Manson appears in a dirty shirt and Liam starts hitting on her
They wander off somewhere backstage (he, he, he, he) -
Noel: LIAM!!!!
Paul Draper comes in
Noel: Here, you'll do
All Around The World - Paul manages to change ALL the words significantly
enough to make Noel seem like a psycho
- Noel fumes
Paul somehow convinces Noel to do a cover of..... -
She Makes My Nose Bleed - My favourite Mansun song!!
(along with No one knows us :) )
- Pauls nose starts bleeding so he goes off-stage
Noel looks around
Noel: Liam's not back. ha ha ha (why didn't I do this before?) -
Noel's acoustic bit again -
Who Feels Love - Ahhhhhh......such a sweet, sweet song
- Liam comes back on during half of WFL
He starts singing along with Noel (duet! duet!)
which leads Noel into playing..... -
Acquiesce - 'Nuff said :)
- Noel has a sudden fit of madness and goes into.... -
Parklife - Total disaster because all of them keep giggling too much
Which leads into a surprisingly sober.... -
Step Out - Liam sings this song which I SO TOTALLY LOVE!!!
- The beautiful Manic glamourtwins appear
James also appears with blonde hair and a fit bod
Oasis + James Dean Bradfield starts to do a huge punkish version of.... -
Bring It On Down - Liam sings in a totally spit-in-the-face-of-public-taste way
- Kelly Jones appears and is booted out the door by Liam
Nicky and Richey prance about looking gorgeous
And last of all James leads them all into a gorgeous redention of.... -
Stay Beautiful - Complete with loads of swearing
- .....Nicky and Richey start a striptease in the middle of the song
and its....
THE END of a delirious dream night -

Epilouge to history:
Yours truly is walked home by Liam, Paul and two sexy glamourtwins.... :)